saying that something gives you a “lady boner” is totes acceptable but saying something makes you wet is hella taboo hmm wonder why that is
i just wanna say “suck my clit” in public without the world screeching to a halt and my grandmother dying
Eli is that you?
GOSH DARN IT, how did you know?
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”