thepretendr:

3 stages of drunk

1. No way

2. Yes way

3. Three way

(via weve-never-been-alive)

shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via asavagechild)

My blister hurts so bad :(

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic, via le-wild-panda-appears)

an-idiosyncratic-method:

When you go to a friend’s house to stay the night and get stuck with the scratchy blanket.

You know the one.

It’s made of wool.

It has satiny trim that tries to deceive you into thinking this will be a nice blanket experience.

But it’s not.

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Every house has one. 

It’s buried deep in the bowels of the linen closet, under some afghans and a comforter with the down coming out of it, but make no mistake.

The scratchy blanket is there. 

And it waits

(Source: deliciousmeatloaf, via pantsareforshmucks)