Got an interview next week with next, hopefully I’ll get it and I’ll be able to take Nic to Disneyland Paris 😄 for her birthday


presenting in class like


(Source: heteroh, via pizza)


I wish I wasn’t such a worrier


My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via inpersuingdesign)



why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

(via dingdongyouaremeteorwrong)